Abduction Unisex T-Shirt

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement. A wearable mystery. A high-quality cotton billboard for everyone who’s ever uttered the words, “Well, technically we don’t know for sure…”

Featuring an original Donut Earth design with a good ol’ fashioned cow abduction (classic), this tee is soft, breathable, and built for deep discussions about extraterrestrial livestock logistics. Whether you’re hiking the backwoods with night vision goggles or just making a grocery run, you’re now the coolest conspiracy theorist in the room.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer:The white version might look slightly off-white. No, it’s not alien residue—it’s just how the fabric works.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!