Probing Time Unisex T-Shirt

👽 It’s Probing Time… and You’ve Been Chosen

Subtle? Not even close. This tee is for the bold, the curious, and anyone who’s ever laughed at the idea of being just a human. Featuring our mischievous alien graphic and the not-so-gentle warning: “It’s Probing Time,” this shirt isn’t just a look—it’s a statement.

Soft enough for interstellar travel, strong enough for internet debates, and guaranteed to get second glances from skeptics and true believers alike.

Why it’s out of this world:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Note: White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties. Nope—it’s not crop circle residue.

One last thing: We make this shirt just for you when you order it. It helps cut down on waste and overproduction, so thanks for keeping your fashion choices as thoughtful as your theories.